Okay another post of Ismail's latest deeds.
Seriously, nothing much has been happening this week.
Step. go home. Step. go home.
STEP fyi, is a bridging programme.
However, I doubt it's been wasted much.
I've spent a useful part of it on two things.
1) DAIDI.
2) Hairstyling.

Yes I'm still on the post exam daidi madness.
Seriously, it's addictive.
And SOTONG just intro me to viwawa dai di.
Quite fun leh,
Can't beat the real thing though x)

And most likely I'll be watching a movie this weekend.
No idea what to watch though.

Anyways, hairstyling was funny.
3e2 had most of its people ponning for various reasons.
It was fun though.
We had to learn how to do "long hair-styling".
But craap, I had trouble learning what a primary school girl can do.
It's called plaits. xD



Hairstyling. It's all about the serious face. Hehe x)
*I was actually struggling to remember how which hair supposed to go where*



One of my terribly failed attempts at plaiting.
Looks like some Hari Raya delight lah.
Atrocious.



After about an hour, my first successfull plait xD
*by the time i was done with this, instructor finished a scorpion on her left side*



Then challenge number 2.
Bun-ning hair.
*faints*

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That was experience.
Tomorrow my next lesson.
And guess the horror.
Instructor : Next week, I'll show you how to plait Ismail's hair. Yes it can be done.
Can one faint a second time? xD

Then we were also had Robin's scare of his life.
According to him, a beetle bit his ass.
You see, beetles don't bite.
So he changed after thinking for a while,
it poked him with its legs

But it was scary okay.
He suddenly felt a pain and took it out.
It looked like a half open stapler bullet,
but it was thin and brown.
Then he took out again.
He took out this beetle,
slightly smaller than an eraser.
Omigosh, and it was missing one leg.
Robin ripped it off,
and it was dying there. x.x

Then i threw it away while he went to the toilet
he had a fear it laid eggs in his ass
And went he came back he sat down and noticed the beetle was missing.
Daryl said it was on his chair.
HE FREAKED OUT AGAIN,
i think he almost hugged Jing Yi for support xD



The beetle that was killed by Robin.

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Oh, Lit class is now more comfortable than ever.
I sit alone by the side of the class.
My cozy corner,
Just get a bag and you're more or less warm and nice.
Perfect for sleeping.
I slept twice in two lessons xD



and i sit alone.
Two tables for myself =DD
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Today was quite a normal day anyways.
Morning sms-ed Nts.
Who didn't go to school two days in a row.
With certain reasons, and I feel helpless >< helpless ="x." now ="x">and she claims she sounds nicer than music xD

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Oh, and i think i made Miss Rafidah irritated again xD

Cher: Why you write in pencil?

Me: My pen no ink

Cher: But I can just erase it, then what are you gonna do about it?

Ismail: Oh, rewrite lah.

Cher: Yeahh, but you write in pencil means I can erase it, then if you hand up how?

Ismail: But Cher, why would you wanna erase my work? o.o

Cher: Noo, I'm not accepting this. (She made me rewrite)

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Syed : Cher! Say again?

Teacher : Oh. AGAIN.

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DD's diet chicken rice.

Daryl: I want buy Chicken Rice No Chicken Extra Cucumber.
Daryl: No wait, Chicken Rice wit liposuctioned chicken xD

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Little box again,
haha really, dun sad le.
I miss you alot you know x)
Promise me you'll take care of yourself,
Promise me you'll be fine,
doesn't matter if you dun wanna tell me.
I'm still here for you,
from now,
till forever ;)

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BTW. Ever heard a guy banned from listening to his own headphones in his own house.
Meet Ismail Zainal.
Gosh you can't imagine the extent of which I am pissed.
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And this is a cute song i came across a while ago.

Fa la la - Jack & Rai

Sorry haven blogged for a long time.
Been busy, sick, and well.
to be honest, a little lazy. Hehe x)

Well, I'll just start off with Plaza Sing.
Went there last... err. Sunday I think. Or Saturday,
with Poh and Kira.
haha, they're funny people lahh.
And out of the few things that you can find at Plaza Sing.
A Mentos Machine was what happened to take first interest.
OI! ITS A MENTOS MACHINE LAH.
And they still felt a need to play it x)

Sturt couldn't come, and we ate at KFC. *Yum?*
And watched the House Bunny.
Its quite a funny movie lah,
but well. you generally can predict what's gonna happen.
But well, sheer stupidity can help with the laughter x)
Although there are some disturbing images.
*A pregnant woman doesn't wear a bikini and dance to tribal music while letting people stroke the stomach the size of a Beach Ball. Gosh.*
*Stripping naked after a bath and having nothing against the idea*
*Going jogging and having your spine brace fall off*

Then we explored other shops.
Plaza Sing changed alot.
Their toy shop was cool. Every thing which has a fan base,
has a toy. Star Wars, LOTR, etc. And all selling for hundreds of bucks.
A little toy can cost u round 80 bucks.
A Big helmet... maybe 500-1800 bucks.
GAY.

Oh, and then there was this life sized Darth Vader.
Like, really life sized. He was taller than me.
Going for 2500.
When I become rich, he's gonna be at my doorstep x)
Did more stuff, talked loads of crap.
then train-ed home =D



Okay, just a picture I thought was interesting.
Life's a blur x)



I was hoping to take a very slack walk,
but typical Singaporeans love to rush ._.'



Random picture. Everyone was heading the opposite direction.
Btw, why aren't they walking?
Cos there's definitely one idiot who decided not to =]



CAN YOU GIVE WAY?!
WALAUE LOOKING AT YOU ALL CAN MAKE ME ^^%&%.



Maybe one day I'll just stomp the lot of you as I walk out.



Kira paid 2 bucks. Got 5 small mentos packets.
Wow... that was awesome.
Person at the back - Poh



Compare above and below pictures.
I see similarity xD



So I am gonna do that with a couple of men one day.
We'll be known as the Desperate Schoolboys.

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Also had Rock Climbing on Monday.
Gosh, tiring sia.
Managed to scale one wall at least. x)
Had more fun in the bus though,
busing all the way to Yishun.
Sleeping, Music, Crapping.
Half the class Pon.
Pon-stars x)

I was late that day too.
Dam sway, come school, VP at the Porch.
He made sure i stood below the hump *he asked me to step down*
And he stood on it. *He stepped up*
And he looked down and nagged about me being late on a day.
Not like i missed a lesson.
Not like I'm gonna hurt somebody.
And right now, I just...
Can't be bothered. x.x



It was a couple of storys tall o.o
I couldnt get the tall effect much.
But it was tall.



The weird stuff I do on the bus x)



Wow, do you happen to be climbing rocks in there too?
Out of all the times to play a DS. Addict. x)



A pathetic chop on my hand for being late.
Lame. ._.

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Soon after, had to go to GONGSHANG PRIMARY to promote my school.
Wow, awesome.
Gave out flyers and magnets.
While other schools had like, Plastic Bags?
And our booth was popular =DD
*You need someone like Zhe Ming to just grab and drag the whole lot of them to the booth and let the Booth people talk on and on and on*
Its quite crap most of the time though,
more secondary school people walking around than primary school pupils.
They walk in class by class.
But they are cute x)
*Smail and Wendy walks over*
*Little boy just dashes away like a mouse*
haha, got another little girl calling me Police and then saluting.
In what way does white and black resemble police? xD
And LZM was damn bad.
He stole another school's refreshment bread.
From one full table to around 4 buns left ._.
And their toilet is so dam dam short. x)

More secondary school pupils walking around.
Seriously.

This is how tall their urinal is compared to my height.

And their sink is also of a suitable height.

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Hmm, then had Urban trail.
pretty fun lah,
watching them do station by station at one of the most awesome places in Singapore.
Raffles Place x)
You sit by the river and stone wit an mp3.
Nice leh x)

And the bus ride home was damn hilarious.
Censored, but damn funny.
Oh, then a fella was singing Fall for you over the phone.
Eventualli he reached...
Shamir: A girl like you is impossible to find...
Arif: ITS POSSIBLE GODDAMMIT.



The light at the end of th tunnel? x)

Birds? x)

Singapore has really tall buildings.
And short schools ._.

Sham broke this while posing for a picture.
LOL, didnt hav to pay, restaurant manager was kind enough x)
But it's idiotic lahh putting glass vases on the stairs ._.

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Then last day of school.
Had a dam sway daidi day.
Win one lose 3.
Even with House of 2 can lose ._______.
Dun try to fight people from China on Daidi.
Scary sia.

Then Mdm Ho came in tried to learn Daidi.
Dam funny can, she thought it was magic.
When she realised it wasnt magic,
she thought it was played like Uno.
I'll put the questions she asked later.
First time I see teacher play xD
And she won. Hehe x)

Then we had IPP.
Well, everyone else started crawling on the tables pasting trashbags.
I was the noble one. Hehe.
"CHER I CAN MAKE TOILET ANOT?!"
I borrowed the IPP box and alot of tables, a broken chair,
And masking tape. and eventually realised it was too short.
So we borrowed umbrellas to compensate.
We didnt wanna stack tables to create the great wall of China ._.
And yeah, toilet made by quarter the class =D
Dam funny lah, other class one dustbin.
Ours a bit more high tech xD
And we tore it down faster then we put it up.



Toilet bowl done in first 5min =]



And its seriously concealed. Enough privacy.
And dirty looking.
quite a numebr of singapore toilets are anyways x)



Its clearly more comfortable than a freaking dustbin ._.



"So how to play this game, like UNO is it? Same number?"



She had 5 cards somewhere. Can't remember much.
She thought its one by one. Hehehe x)



She fits in.
Welcome to the joy of post exam daidi cher. =]

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Took back results.
Okay lah,
but was totally sianned today.
DM wants to cut my hair.
Fringe eye level wanna cut.
why?
COS MY DAD IS A PRINCIPAL .
SO. WHAT?!jhgjgh

Meet Ismail Bin Zainal.
By extension : Ismail Bin [Zainal the principal]
By extension: Ismail Vin [Zainal the principal who was once a DM]
By extension: Ismail Bin Zainal, the principal who was once a DM's son.
By extension: Ismail Bin Zainal the principal who was once a DM's son who isn't living up to people's expectations.
By extension: Ismail Bin Zainal the principal who was once a DM's son who isn't living up to people's expectations and shouldnt be treated like a normal boy.
By extension: Ismail Bin Zainal the principal who was once a DM's son who isn't living up to people's expectations and shouldnt be treated like a normal boy and GIVEN SOME FUCKING SLACK DURING THE HOLIDAYS.
and why.

Cos I'm Ismail Bin Zainal.

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Sorry for blowing up.
Alot of things on my mind.
Is when things about me,
or the people I care about,
are hidden from me.
I just...
Damn.

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And this little box,
goes to you.
Thanks for well,
making my day.
Sorry for asking the other day.
But well, I wasn't in the best of states.
Thanks for... comforting me? I've run out of vocabulary x)
I'm still here if you ever need me,
and whenever you need me,
the immediate warm hug,
is guaranteed, with a lifetime warranty =P
ilu.

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Found this awesome song somewhere.
Shontelle - T-Shirt

Nothing feels right when im not with you

Last fri went swimming wit Joel, KahLun, Marcus, SiewBeng.
Add my good man Zenson and it would have made Ac3'07.
Haha, stories of #05 were just LOL lah.
Like, cheering together to jio someone?
And then, he shows you all the *%#&.
That's just marvellous.

And I have to move pics out of my phone.
Omigosh, which gay keeps pictures of his friends
half naked in his phone?
I shall not be one of them. So yeah, moving them over to computer.
Funny lahh some of them.
But I shall not post, it's not my pictures.
Half-nakedness might be a sensitive issue.
Some men do get a little shy regarding their body.

Then we had pizza.
Okay, now is the time to get jealous.
It was awesome.
Delicious.
Marvellous.
Or I was just too damn hungry xD
Then Joel gave the quote of the day lahh, dam funny.
Joel: This is like, the American life man. Go out, swim, eat pizza...

LOL. Still laugh when I think about it.
Peace to the world yooooooo
See, America right now has a money crisis.
I don't think pizza and swimming is really on their minds xD
that's more like the....
blonde, wavy hair muscular dudes that seem to need only their surfboard.
And pizzas. And their "Shack".
Wait... am i forgetting Baywatch? LOL.
*seriously, only down there does CPR get some publicity*

Then went off to Plaza.
It was awesome being wit them la.
Laughing is just...
More than half of everything. xD
Ever tried laughing underwater? You will find that its infectious.
And joel has a laugh-at-me face.
And Siew Beng still loves obsessing over my phone x)

Then... I went home i guess.
9.45. DING DONG.
Bell ring.
I was like, wth. Is it McDonalds?
*Hears squeals of laughter. Lots and lots of it outside*
My sister's friends.
Ohhhh.... what in the world. Its almost ten and they're still out.
Harassing my original plans of sleep.
I was feeling unwell okay.
Unwell.
And they were squealing outside.
So I greeted them and tried to hide in a room,
till my dad came over and was like.
Dad: "Hey Ismail, I'm tired lah. Go entertain your sisters' friends."
Me: "shouldn't she entertain them?"
Dad: "Come on la, just a while only".

Like I wasn't tired myself. Sian,
Went outside. I also can't remember how I entertained them.
But it got pretty easy at some points.
They laugh at loads of things. x)
And they loved to gossip.
Omigosh, just half an hour wit them and you can find out
the who-like-who's of their whole class.
Like woww.

OF COURSE. ISMAIL DIDN'T JOIN IN! =D
He was being very wise today, and responsible.
I told them they were too young.
They should study hard.
Yes, I summarised it, the other 'less-important' points I'll leave out.
hehe.
*Imagines pri sch couple romancing*
*Recalls my sec 2 friend romancing wit a P5 girl*
*Recalls another friend having a P6 stead*
*Recalls my friend crying over a boy in P6*
*Recalls how a fella in VS boasted he *ahemed* a P6 girl*
*Stops recalling, I think it's enough*

Oh dear.

Well, by the time I reached my bed.
I was feeling really giddy. Really ugh, can vomit.
And very, very, tired.
Apologised to someone I would stay up for,
and then slept.
Little did I know she lost her phone D:
Fucking phone theifs.
I lost two phones this year.

I think I wanna go to dreamland now.
Finally feeling tired.
Goodnight all~ =]

P.S. Most likely I will blog about what I think of Friendster,
after having a two day experience there. Omigosh it isn't positive. Lol x)

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Lalalala~
Do I need to say a thing?
We can be miles apart,
but I hope you know what I'm thinking of =P
every minute.

Okay... I woke up and I was feeling so.
I knew I was missing something.
And it dawned upon me,
I called Sturt.
And realised that in all my clouded head over A Maths yesterday.
I forgot the birthday of the person that has helped me.

Over and over again.
Despite me promising shortly after wishing SB happy birthday,
that I'll remember his next.
Turns out that I didnt,
what the hell Ismail.
I'm real sorry bro.
Anyways,



HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEL TAN



Here's to the #03 of the team I swear by.
Lol, the team i know can win Nat Comp if we wanna.
It's just that we face loads of obstacles.
Hwa Chong? Dunman High?
Dun joke wit XMS =P
And dun joke wit Joel Tan Ngee. =]
Well, do take care bro,
You're the definition of Awesome x)
Things would be a lot different if I never knew you.
well, It's different now.
happy birthday,
May whatever wish you have come true,
appreciating everything you are =D
happy birthday,
sorry I forgot,
really really sorry.
happy birthday,
I'll see you again soon =D


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how useless can you get Ismail.
You stress at the wrong times,
and things that matter most end up overlooked.
Think.

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Yesterday, was a... cool day really.
Just walked from house to house from 11am - 12midnight.
One of my longest marathons ever.
I thought visiting till 7pm was super long already.
On the first day of Raya I only did till 6+.
Well, the after 7pm effects could be seen on me lol.
I was super random, possibly irritating at Faz's house.
Hey, it's innocent questions.
But well, some questions like, "is bangs the new trend"
shouldn't be asked. x)
And I almost fell asleep at her table.


They also bailed out of going to Hadi's house
like, LOL. He felt so... -.-
he was telling his grandma with half-sleepy eyes,
"tengok la... diorang jahat semua. Kena pukul"
Trans: "see la, they all very bad. Need to get whacked".

Then ate alot yesterday. Like, really alot.
Esp. when most houses will insist you have something to eat.
Even if its a little.
they'll say smthn like,
aiya just have a little only la.
Some energy to travel.
So, full or not, better eat xD
*looks at tummy*
Wow, you still seem pretty small.
Keep up the good work =P

Then went home wit Hakim at 11+
Saw Sharifah walking to the 7 eleven area.
and i know what she was waiting for xD
Well, while waiting for her gentleman
who sadly missed the last train. (and had to take a bus)
I accompanied her.
Well, along with the usal doses of sacarsm and jokes xD
Seriously, well.
Then she also came to know what I only decided to tell people today.
And gosh. She got irritated.
Shar: "1 MONTH AND YOU NEVER TELL ME?!"
Ismail: *gives his 1001 excuses*
Haha, well.
And I was feeling so distressed.
She helped me out.
Wait, everybody did really.
P.S. I noticed i spoke a few sentences of Malay.
Keep up the good work Ismail, you're becoming bilingual.

Then I went home and continued feeling distressed.
Cos till now I can't be enlightened.
I called her, and reached mailbox.
Wow, Is-mail reached the mail-box.
That's encouraging.
Well, I never got the mailbox thingy.
And yeah, for the first time in quite a while.
i almost felt like crying cos I felt so bad.
I couldn't sleep. ._.
Seriously, I just had my head phones on,
and I was listening to WESTLIFE
old but classic boyband.
Dam nice la their songs.
Maybe cos I feel it. xD
my baju kurong didnt even go into the laundry.
I just lied there, thinking. Feeling sorry, feeling pathetic.
Then slowly I fell into an uncomfortable sleep...

Of which I woke up at 6.30am.
I woke up, washed my face.
And saw that she replied.
Well, realised she couldnt call,
oh well. At least she replied =D
Then I took my phone out,
laid on the chair by the pool.
And told her about wad happened.
In a looong sms. And i felt like crap ><
How could I be so s0t0nq?

Eventually she went to school and couldnt reply, (i guess).
so now i blogged and will take a rest.
Didn't sleep well yesterday.
Today I doubt I'll go out.
Maybe just get the velvet pouch for my phone at Eastpoint.
Cook some food on my DS.
Save some patient's lives.
Maybe solve a court case.
Then I'll just rest.
and think of you.

I really can't forgive myself for forgetting.
I'm just so damn sorry, God please let me make it up to you ><"
I'll do anything.
Still, you dod forgive me.
I didn't expect you to, but you did,
thank heavens it didn't pass yet either.
It's near impossible to find another like you.
ilu ♥
forever.
the little things you do,
that makes me fall in love with you

Thanks to - Shamir, Mustaqim, Syed Muhd, Faruq, Danial Hakim, Hanis, Arif, Nur Hakim, Sharifah Rawiah, Fazlina.
Thanks for all the support/encouragement/congratulations.
Thanks for all the compliments to her and my sister.
its funny you can mistake the two really.
and ya, I'm thankful.
and to Shar, since when did I ever make decisions just like that,
of course I do. :)
Oh, and for those few,
thanks for the advice.
Appreciated it, good luck with your own stories ;)

P.S. Please, my real sister is too young for you people.
She rejected you all x)

P.P.S. and I have the most beautiful wallpaper on my phone.
Its of someone =P

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Yeah, remember I said i was listening to Westlife.
I was listening to this song alot in particular.
And yeah. Enjoy.
I lay my love on you.

When I'm With You Lyrics

Today lit was sooo.... weird.
the story was. Guess what....
A CRUSH.
LOVE! AGAIN!
Haha, i didnt do that one.
But the poem is like directed to us can,
about a teacher giving up on her students.
Her noisy and rebellious students.
Its dam easy to fit that scene in my lit class.
Well, it was a cheap attempt to bring the message across.
Making me write an essay about it ._____________.

Maths was like... shocking.
Nobody studied that SMALL thing.
But two questions of it came out.
Walau .________.

Haha, exams finally over thank goodness.
Well, went home and felt so ecstatic.
and sad.

well, i was like... GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
so i decided to do smthn just...
meaningless to keep that weird feel away.
I opened my drawer and saw the sprays.
My silver still left a little.
So i just took it and SPRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Spray away.
My hair slowly changing color.
Haha, your hair gets damaged with regular use,
and this is like after so many months of not spraying.
So i took the can of silver spray and just wasted it all.
Now its empty =(
it was my favourite color ><" AND I LOOK OLD xDDD I did this purely for fun realli. Lol x) And HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SIEWBENG =DD

Haha. I called him, i rarely call people but this is an emergency xD

Now.... for those requesting that they see my hair.
I got my personal photographer to help me out.
Haha, thanks for camera sis xD



I TOOK THIS BY MYSELF =DDDDD
Lol, yes. It's white.
Hahaha, and my moustache growing back,
makes the old-man effect. =DD



Again? Lol, smile =D



Okay, I was supposed to be studying lit... But.
Well, literature leh. Come on ._.



Roses are red,
violets are blue xD



Okay. This was randomly taken by my sis.
ALAF ><



Bros again ;)



Haha, my dad invented this.
It's like pretty cool.
Big hand caught my sis xDD

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Loves to you ;D